And by senile, I mean the BBC article documenting the latest death of the "world's oldest person", which I believe should now be a weekly feature since they drop like flies when they hit 114.
The caption to the picture showing the poor old girl comatose, in a wheel chair, and with her head held up by a cushion so it doesn't flop over, says: "Mrs Tillman held the title for less than a week."
That's because some old geezer in Puerto Rico kicked the bucket last week.
Next in line for the Grim Reaper? A Japanese woman who the article claims was born in 1883. That would make her 124 years old - not 114, and then she would have them all beat. I think they meant to say 1893.
Nice to know that even at that age, people still can't get your birthday right.
Bullshit... even my 64-year-old dad has more hair than, say, Picard, and I have more than he does. Which is not to say the top of my head is not quite shiny indeed.
...and here I thought you... oh never mind. I just remembered Campbell.
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