Broadsheet: $75,000 in Bull Semen Is Stolen From Frederick Farm

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self. - Cyril Connolly

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Yeah -you read that correctly. From a 70 POUND semen tank no less.

Money quote: "It was a mother load of semen...."

Ummm - yeah.

posted by Broadsheet @ 4:57 PM

2 Editorial Opinions:

At November 03, 2005, Broadsheet said…

Rod Stewart would be proud! Mooo.
At November 04, 2005, acw said…

A whole weekend? Clearly, Neckbone has never been to Vegas. 70 pounds might last 5 minutes if you don't bump into Siegfried or Roy.

Publisher

Name: Broadsheet
Home:
About Me: The Editor in Chief
See my complete profile

Mainstream Media

World News: Darfur/Sudan

Left Handed Editors

Right Handed Editors

The Personals

Food and Wine

Literature, Academia, Arts, and Culture

Healthcare and Technology

Book Reviews

The Tabloids

Archived Editions

Classifieds

Cost of the War in Iraq

(JavaScript Error)