| Saturday, February 10, 2007 |
| When more is not enough.... |
You may need Havidol, the only FDA approved drug to treat "dysphoric social attention consumption deficit anxiety disorder" (DSACDAD).
See your doctor, and ask them for Havidol* today.
*IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION
Problems can be avoided if you take HAVIDOL only when you are able to immediately benefit from its effects. To fully benefit from HAVIDOL patients are encouraged to engage in activities requiring exceptional mental, motor, and consumptive coordination. HAVIDOL is not for you if you have abruptly stopped using alcohol or sedatives. Havidol should be taken indefinitely. Side effects may include mood changes, muscle strain, extraordinary thinking, dermal gloss, impulsivity induced consumption, excessive salivation, hair growth, markedly delayed sexual climax, inter-species communication, taste perversion, terminal smile, and oral inflammation. Very rarely users may experience a need to change physicians. |
posted by Broadsheet @ 9:15 AM   |
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