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Thursday, December 14, 2006
Precocious Child
This BMW ad has been running every commercial break since Thanksgiving. If you don't know what I'm talking about - go to the link.

This kid has a future in porno flicks.

Either that, or his parents need to keep it down during sex, because he's already got the pumping arm action and "Yes! Yes! Yes!" timing of a pro.
posted by Broadsheet @ 10:48 AM  
6 Editorial Opinions:
  • At December 14, 2006, Blogger jwer said…

    God I hate that ad. The part where the kid is scrabbling at the box with supposed excitement makes me want to hurl. Ick.

  • At December 14, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Trust me; no one in any porno flick I have ever seen has ever made that particular gesture and I have an embarrassingly large experience in the genre. And before jwer gets ever-so-witty I mean as a consumer.


  • At December 14, 2006, Blogger Broadsheet said…

    Leave it to Statler and Waldorf to be the first to comment.

    I was referring more to the "Yes, Yes, Yes" as opposed to the arm movements.

    Campbell: I have no doubt that you do.

  • At December 14, 2006, Blogger AnonymousCoworker said…

    Please, take the time, and watch the whole thing.

  • At December 14, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I hate that ad also. I want to stuff that kid in that box so he will shut up. Merry Christmas!!

  • At December 15, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    And a rinky-dinky-dink to you too Miss Thing!

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