Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self. - Cyril Connolly
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Wife - it's what's for dinner
So....you get invited to a dinner party, and like any good guest you offer to help clean up the dishes and clear the table for the evening. You helpfully take the leftovers to the basement to put them in the freezer, and discover your host's wife and 12 yr. old stepson are already occupying it.
Apparently, the guests were able to keep their calm, call the authorities, and wait till they arrived, without tipping off the host.