Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self. - Cyril Connolly
Monday, March 19, 2007
Magic Bus
I don't know if it's because it's a new moon tonight, or the vernal equinox tomorrow, or just because it's Monday, but I swear, our patients all took the Magic Bus to get here today. They are all nuts.
I just hope the bus returns at 4:00 to take them back.
Speaking of crazy, why don't we just elect Punksatawney Phil as President? He makes a prediction based on false, or at the very least, misleading information (a warmer than normal January, no doubt caused by global warming), leaps to the conclusion based on cloud cover that spring is imminent, and winter starts the next day with one of the coldest Februaries on record, and goes till St. Patrick's Day.
And what happens to Phil? Do we impeach him for leading us astray? Sue him for causing chaos and destruction? Get a new groundhog? Nope - we let him predict the weather again next year. Where's the accountability?
Phil for President! Al Gore could be his running mate.....
I think my coworkers may have carpooled on that bus today...