Jack Shafer has an amusing slide show documentary up today over on Slate Most of it is tongue in cheek, and he seems to conveniently ignore the fact that the only female prime time news anchor, Elizabeth Vargas, is not a blonde, but he draws some interesting conclusions. My favorite bit though, is at the end of the piece, where he describes the next phenomenon, known as "Fox Lips", and calls them "juicy vagina dentata."