| Wednesday, February 01, 2006 |
| A Stiff Resurrection |
I was with Snay when he lost his virginity last night.
Now, before you go getting all Mrs. Robinson on me - I'm talking about sushi, people. You see, Snay had never partaken in the carnal delight that is raw fish, seaweed and rice during his short, and sheltered existence. So last night, I carefully and gently guided him through the mysterious and exciting rituals of chopsticks, wasabi, pickled ginger, and the seemingly endless choices of maki, nigiri, shashimi, and a wide variety of rolls. The grasshopper did well (we need some work on chopstick technique - they aren't spears, my boy) and was very brave.
To reward him for his bravery, I took him to yet another place of adult debauchery which he had not yet experienced, and guided him down the dark steps, and into the catacombs where he received his first Resurrection, and it was good.
Once he recovered from these new found thrills, he quickly reverted back to his old self and chased the cats around my living room, giving them tummy rubs, telling me that Pumpkin looks like Ron Pearlman, and bragging to the cats that he "gives good butt scratch". Sigh.......
We have much work yet to do Eliza, Love Professor Higgins. |
posted by Broadsheet @ 8:35 AM   |
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| 4 Editorial Opinions: |
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I didn't have to do any chasing, Peanut jumped right up next to me on the couch and insisted on "some of that excellent butt scratch, thank you very much!"
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Geez, I write a nice review chock full of steamy inuendo, and I get one comment. You write about the beer and get 9. Life isn't fair.
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I was blushing reading the title and I was like, "Hey, wait, how drunk was I...?"
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Plus, your title was much better than mine. And i didn't know all the fancy sushi names.
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I didn't have to do any chasing, Peanut jumped right up next to me on the couch and insisted on "some of that excellent butt scratch, thank you very much!"