| Sunday, February 12, 2006 |
| Shoot First, Ask Questions Later |
In a pre-emptive strike, Vice President Cheney managed to shoot an already frail 78 year old lawyer, while quail shooting in Texas.
Later intelligience showed that early reports had stated the lawyer was "frail", which Cheney handlers misinterpreted as "quail" - leading to the unfortunate event.
Cheney blames the event on bad intelligence. No charges will be filed, but many innocent quail lost their lives in the attack. |
posted by Broadsheet @ 9:18 PM   |
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Hmmm. Good thing Dan Quayle wasn't there.
(Good for Dan, that is).
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Cheney got so excited when he saw the gun, he couldn't help himself.
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I understand that "premature discharge" is an unusual problem for men his age, though.
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Hmmm. Good thing Dan Quayle wasn't there.
(Good for Dan, that is).