I really have to question why something like this is even neccessary in a country like Scotland where there is such a natural abundance of local "talent" to teach students.
Especially in Glasgow...
As Jwer noted: "reading about this made me wonder if this was Campbell's first job out of school, and if he is now ruing that such a device did not exist when he was, ahem, a tender lad..."
jwer: Indeed it was my first job out of university. It took hours to put on the b&w makeup but the job satisfaction was stratospheric!
Linda: are you implying my countrywomen are a bunch of moo-cows????