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Friday, March 28, 2008
Time for Bullshit Bingo
I got an agenda this afternoon for a four hour meeting of our Sr. Executive Team with a consultant for Monday afternoon.

This is the agenda - I haven't changed a word:
- Review and finalization of the Vision
- Discussion of our current business success model and the requirements to reach our strategic goal
- Finalization of our values
- Agreement of the Strategic Intents
- Formation of the Performance Excellence teams
- Process for selecting members
- Presentation to the broader Leadership members
For four hours on a Monday. If that isn't the worst case of vague consultant double speak - from the 90's no less - I don't know what is.

How many times over how many years with how many consultants in how many organizations do I have to go through this same exact process over and over again?? Feels like "Groundhog Day", but not in a good way.
posted by Broadsheet @ 5:55 PM  
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