Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self. - Cyril Connolly
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Fore!!!
Happy Birthday to me.
And, as a B-day gift to me, love from me, I just signed up for a series of six introductory golf lessons at the UMD Golf Course in College Park. Every Friday night in May and the first part of June from 6:00 - 7:30 PM, I will be learning to take out my frustrations on a little white ball.
Thanks guys. I warned the pro at the golf club that I was not only tall, I am also left handed.
When I told my Dad I was taking golf lessons, he laughingly said being tall and left handed were the least of my worries for a full swing given the size of my boobs.
Sounds like fun, Broadsheet - and by "sounds like fun" I mean "enjoy the traffic from Baltimore to College Park."
;)