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Wednesday, December 20, 2006
VODKA CHRISTMAS CAKE
This was in yesterday's barrage of Christmas themed emails, but was actually funny.
VODKA CHRISTMAS CAKE
Really, Really Good Cake!!
Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts 1 bottle good Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat.
Really a very funny article.I like the way you want to wish Christmas to all.So you celebrated your Christmas by drinking vodka ,great.You should not throw the dried fruit you can eat them while drinking vodka .I like to enjoy my drink with Cohiba cigars.As my favorite cigars are not easily available in the local market, so I buy them online.
Really a very funny article.I like the way you want to wish Christmas to all.So you celebrated your Christmas by drinking vodka ,great.You should not throw the dried fruit you can eat them while drinking vodka .I like to enjoy my drink with Cohiba cigars.As my favorite cigars are not easily available in the local market, so I buy them online.