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Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Apples and Wine
Many of you may have heard this story, but my Dad sent it to all his daughters, and I thought it was not only sweet, but very apt:

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
posted by Broadsheet @ 6:47 PM  
3 Editorial Opinions:
  • At October 11, 2006, Blogger jwer said…

    No no no, the difference is, the apples near the bottom of the tree put out, without as much of a fight...


  • At October 13, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dammit I gor censored again!
    What I said was: "B.S." and for once I was not talking about jwer.


  • At October 13, 2006, Blogger Broadsheet said…

    C: I thought you didn't like apples?

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