| Monday, September 11, 2006 |
| I have no street cred at all anymore |
Not a single person hinted, initmated, or wink, wink, nudge, nudged about the possibility - no matter how remote - that the scratches on my face and neck today were from anything OTHER than my cat.
Noooooo....just a long, deep whistle, and then a puzzled smile with "What did on earth did you do to piss off your cat?".
Sultry single woman with wild side and romantic weekend tryst = 0
Overworked career woman with cats = 6
My life so sucks. |
posted by Broadsheet @ 2:35 PM   |
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| 6 Editorial Opinions: |
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It's better that way. Scratches on the face indicate some kind of twisted S&M scene that went horribly awry.
Just don't let their perception of you progress into that of the Crazy Cat Lady. Next Monday, come in with a knee brace and tell people, "I don't care what you hear. The bedroom is no place for a trapeze."
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tfg: That's why I have a stripper pole instead of a trapeze ;-)
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Okay, okay... I am an amateur at stage makeup, but I've given myself a nice-looking black eye before. Just say the word... ;)
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That's six cats?
Since I've started cat-sitting, the charm of cats is more in evidence. Though I am lucky that this cat of mine is de-clawed.
Hope things look up for you!
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Geeez maktaaq! Not six cats! SIX comments about the scratches. No, I have but two cats, and they are plenty.
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Yes, six cats are excessive. I have one (temporarily) and His Majesty is enough.
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It's better that way. Scratches on the face indicate some kind of twisted S&M scene that went horribly awry.
Just don't let their perception of you progress into that of the Crazy Cat Lady. Next Monday, come in with a knee brace and tell people, "I don't care what you hear. The bedroom is no place for a trapeze."