Broadsheet: PSA

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

PSA

Since the following e-mail got sent to all 13,000+ employees at my organization today, I'd thought I'd share with the internets in case you guys can help:

To: All Hospital Personnel
From: Dr. Pam Anderson

Lactation Services are missing multiple hospital-grade breast pumps (Symphony Breast Pumps). These pumps are used by breastfeeding mothers to express their milk when they are separated from their babies. If you or your department has one of these pumps please return them immediately to the nurse's station, or contact Lactation Services at ext. 1234.

Thank you.

Pam Anderson, M.D.
Hospital Breastfeeding Committee

posted by Broadsheet @ 10:03 PM

9 Editorial Opinions:

At April 27, 2006, Malnurtured Snay said…

Wait. Seriously. There's a doctor named Pam Anderson?
At April 28, 2006, Anonymous said…

Not only that, but she's on the hospital's Breastfeeding Committee. Oh my sweet Lord!!

Campbell
At April 28, 2006, tfg said…

I used to be in a band called Lactation Services. OK, maybe I made that up.
At April 28, 2006, Double Dogged said…

Does Skim Milk come from skinny women? Dr. Pam Anderson must have a great sense of humor!
At April 28, 2006, Bonanza JellyBean said…

Seriously, did you make that up? There is no way.
At April 28, 2006, Broadsheet said…

The Email is 100% absolutely legit and unedited. I changed the name of the doctor - that's all.
At April 28, 2006, Anonymous said…

Oh poo! I KNEW it was tgtbt

C
At April 28, 2006, Maktaaq said…

I was laughing so hard wondering if it pained Dr. Pam Anderson to send that out, dreading the ribbing she'd get.

:)
At April 28, 2006, Bonanza JellyBean said…

I'm sorry, Broad...I wasn't clear in my last post. I was talking about the Dr. Pam Anderson part.

I do, however, find it HI-larious that there is actually a department called Lactation Services. I'll be giggling like a little schoolgirl all day over that!