Broadsheet: Octogenarian Nabbed in Prostitution Ring

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Monday, June 06, 2005

Octogenarian Nabbed in Prostitution Ring

This just proves, you're only as old as you feel.

Police made a surprising discovery when they busted the alleged madam of a prostitution ring called "August Playmates": The woman running the show was an 80-year-old grandmother. .....Police say Tursi told them she needed money to subsidize her Social Security checks.

posted by Broadsheet @ 11:35 AM

1 Editorial Opinions:

At June 06, 2005, acw said…

See, Bush wants to stop immoral behavior like this, and yet he contiues to try to fuck with Social Security. He drove her to do it?

By the way, I couldn't determine from the article how much oral sex sans dentures would cost. What? I'm just curious!