I'm sorry - but Andy Borowitz just cracks me up. This is a classic.
Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said that the government was looking into a possible connection between Ms Wilbanks and the international terror organization al-Qaeda, but had so far come up empty: “Osama bin Laden is a terrorist madman, but this woman is just plain crazy.”
Secretary Chertoff also defended the decision, made during the height of the crisis, not to inform the President, who was riding his bicycle at the time: “The last thing you want to do is make him fall off his bike again.”
Elsewhere, Democrats in the Texas Legislature proposed a new bill calling high school cheerleaders’ routines “not sexy enough.”
