The tag line for this one? "The man, a 41-year-old married teacher from Poland, is believed to have been on a visit to Britain to improve his English. "
We used to get those every few months when I was in the Navy. There was always some soldier, sailor, airman or Marine killing themselves in the most retarded ways!
Regarding the second guy, I thought the Mythbusters busted the "peeing on a train track" myth.
Anyway, happy hour Aug 1, pass it on.