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Monday, May 15, 2006
Truth in Advertising
So, Saturday, I was running the usual errands like everyone else, and after grocery shopping at the new Mega Superfresh at the 41st St. Plaza in Hampden, I headed over to the Wine Underground for wine. I have to tell you, if you don't know this place, or haven't been there, it's PHENOMENAL. Amazing selection, and the guys that work there are really knowledgeable. I like it even better than the The Wine Source in Hampden.

Anywho, I pulled up out front, and as I was getting out of my car, another car pulled up and a pretty Hopkins student built like Jessica Simpson, and wearing painted on jeans rushes ahead of me into the shop. Breathlessly, she asks, "Do you have Daquiri Mix"? When the wine guy replied, "No", she asked for something else sweet and cheap which they didn't have either, nor did they have bags of ice and party cups. Clearly frustrated by this lack of availability for non-alcoholic mixers and party supplies in a WINE shop, she made some comment about it, flipped back her hair, and stormed out of the shop. She even squealed her tires pulling away. I'm sure her sorority was having a Saturday afternoon Daquiri party and she was left empty handed.

She had the best T-shirt on though. Couldn't help but notice it given the package. Actually, it was so tight that the first and last letter were partially obscured, much like the horizon when it has to follow the curve of the earth. Her T-shirt simply said: BLONDE

Yes, yes she was.
posted by Broadsheet @ 7:09 PM  
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