It is a real and true miracle that I am not DEAD if this list is accurate. There are things in my fridge and freezer that I've had since I moved into my house - 7 years ago.
Steak Sauce - 33 months. Why 33??? Why not 36? Salad Dressing - 9 months opened? Ooooh boy, I should have come down with salmonella by now. And someone explain to me how Windex expires after 2 years? For those of us who only clean their windows once a year if we're lucky, this is hard to take.
Guess I better clean out the fridge this weekend. The bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup I've had in there since my brother visited could go to kindergarten next year.
