| Wednesday, March 22, 2006 |
| Public Service Announcement |
- Commercials for Ambien, Lunesta, cheap insurance hawked by has beens (cough, Robert Wagner, cough), ads for anything made by Ron Popeil, and ads for motorized wheelchairs.
- Old Conan O'brien episodes, news by anchors you've never seen or heard of, infomercials, re-runs of "Home Improvement", and "Inside Edition".
- Kleenex, hacking up a lung or two, breathing through your mouth, Nyquil, and wishing you could unzip your skin and take it off to stop the itching.
Those are pretty much the only things going on at 3:45 AM, so you're not missing anything. Go back to sleep. |
posted by Broadsheet @ 3:59 AM   |
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Physician-Administrator, heal-thyself!
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Is it bad, when, every time you blow your nose for a week, blood comes out?
Oh, and, I'm sure this isn't relevant, but I spent last week licking Asian chickens...
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Snay - I'm feeling better today, but the nights are killer.
Jwer - sounds like you need to get your blood pressure checked - at least. The other girls I went with are all sick too. We think it's bird flu from repeated close exposure to feather boas for long periods of time.
Did you mean chickens, or Asian chicks? I thought you were in FL?
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Physician-Administrator, heal-thyself!