Broadsheet: Zagat Outakes

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Friday, October 21, 2005

Great article listing some outakes from restaurant reviews that never make it into The Zagat Guide. Some favorites:

"To call the food blech is an insult to blech."

"Worst trauma I have ever seen to a shrimp - six sad little crustaceans with third-degree burns from the broiler."

"More plastic boobs in the bar area than a Barbie collection."

"Watching over-50 gay bikers sing Barbra Streisand is now off my to-do list."

posted by Broadsheet @ 9:47 AM