The fact that this is a legitimate news story defies imagination.
One of the loudest of the modern grunters is defending women's champion Maria Sharapova, who, according to the paper, makes a 100-decibel grunt, roughly the same volume as small aircraft landing nearby.
They bitched out Monica Seles for years because of her groaning. It's so unfair, because none of the women are ever as loud as the men.