What's left to reveal other than his favorite sexual positions? ewwww - don't answer that.
The President had never eaten ice cream before three months ago when his daughter Jenna brought home a pint of Mama Lucy’s Chocolate Chip Exxxtreme and left it on the living room couch. He sampled it and has loved it ever since!
Although I think she meant to insert "Mama Lucy's" in the first sentence here. I can't believe the President has never eaten ice cream - I mean how Unamerican is that??