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Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Zoo tempts gay penguins to go straight
A German zoo has imported four female penguins from Sweden in an effort to tempt its gay penguins to go straight

Keepers at the zoo ordered DNA tests to be carried out on the penguins after they had been mating for years without producing any chicks.

It was only then they realised that six of the birds were living in homosexual partnerships.
Ummm, good luck with that one ladies......

posted by Broadsheet @ 4:38 PM  
1 Editorial Opinions:
  • At February 10, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A keeper at the zoo is quoted as saying "We noticed that their area of the enclosure was particularly well kept and decorated and that they did throw some wonderful parties but we never suspected anything"

    The penguins themselves are understood to be particularly excited at the arrival of their new 'girlfriends'. As one remarked " I hear these Swedish chicks are a bit dowdy so me and the gang are just aching to give them a complete makeover.I'm soo excited!"

    Pandering to stereotypes? Moi?

    Baci

    C

     
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